About Us
Clara can do a remarkably accurate impression of a seagull.
Amazingly this had never come up in the 4 years she and George had been friends, but it was time - while sitting on a beach in Dorset, inspired by watching seagulls flying around.
After the initial shock and hatred in everyone’s eyes, expecting a seagull to be circling above, a conversation emerged.
George used to live by the coast and was tormented by seagulls all day, every day. They were nesting in the loft above his old bedroom, plotting their evil plans about whose car to poo on, or which happy kid with an ice cream to target next.
The conversation passed, but Clara didn’t forget. For his 28th Birthday, George was given a life changing present (hopefully) - a T-shirt with a Seagull flipping the bird, with the words All Seagulls Are Dicks framing him. Exactly as George had described months earlier, and imagined years before that!
This was the start of serious talks about setting up this brand, and since then many weekends and evenings have been spent working on designs, prototyping, web development and marketing.
We have both loved bringing All Seagulls Are Dicks to life, and we hope it brings you some joy too. We’re thankful to every person who’s helped us, even in the smallest ways.
Though we both know that the premise of our brand is a light hearted joke, we strive to ensure everything about our product and your experience is of the highest quality.
By purchasing any item of All Seagulls Are Dicks finery you are helping us take the first steps in this journey, and for that we are immensely grateful.
Clara & George
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